Do people in Scandinavia take their coffee with Sweden low?
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If you tell a priest a joke and he takes it parson oily, he must be a friar.
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When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
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You could say a lot of well-meaning things about people who jump off of buildings, but at the end of the day most of them are splatted dudes.
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If you fart on a sheep, don’t worry — I’ll still hold ewe in ass steam.
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Puns about feminism are a setback for women’s glib.
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I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.
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Many of our schoolchildren know next to nothing about moss! I’m worried it’s a crisis of sphagnumeracy.
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NED: Did the Secretary of State buy a new car?
ED: Who – HondaLeasa Rice?