How does a meteor shower?
With Comet. Which solves the problem of rings around Uranus.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
The annoying crow who wouldn’t shut up lost its job. Why? Well, there was just caws.
Pun of the Day
Bedouin nomads are known for their rooflessness.
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Borrowing someone’s cereal is oatlendish behaviour.
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Proctological lexicon aka the sore ass.
Pun of the Day
The pope has inflamed a lot of turbaned followers of Guru Nanak with his latest encyclical. In fact it’s so dangerous they’re referring to it as a Sikh-heating missal.
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If wheat acts bulgur, it’s the way it was bread.
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Puns are great. They are absolutely phonemenal.
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I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.
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I’m attracted to finance majors: they are quite B.Comming.