Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
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There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.
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I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.
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Mommageddon?
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If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
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I only eat spoiled foods. I’m on a microbe biotic diet.
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Fight the Mujahideen? So viet.
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If you think we have the same body temperature, I’d degree with you.
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Last words of the Titanic captain?
‘Holey Ship!’
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It’s Pi Day! Remember: if you give free pie to an ex (π + x), your ex becomes a buy-no-meal.