The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“
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Political kingmakers make it reign.
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The worst way to be crucified? Die agonyly.
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This World Cup was one for the Guinness Book of Redcards.
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If you take over companies and fire all the employees, your motto should be “I M&A Hole.”
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Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.
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Basketball-playing countries suffer from hooperinflation.
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Going to jail is quite the bar gain.
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There are mostly perfume ads on Channel Number 5.
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I’m having a Lord of the Rings dinner party! We’re having Hamwise-Sandwichees, with a side of Frodo salad, followed by frog Legolas and Aragorn on the cob. Dessert will be a bowl of mango Saruman and a vodka Gimli.