Organ thieves sell their goods to a body shop. Some offer free de-livery.
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Making fun of McDonald’s harms democracy. Because it’s dissin franchising. (And if you touch my McDonald’s taters I’ll be disenfrenchfriesed!
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I tried to avoid weighing my ‘oma’ on a scale, but it was too late — the grammage was done.
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What is Adam Ant made of? A: Adamantium.
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Coffee doesn’t make you fat. Unless you add widener.
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When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?
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When you go on a date with an eros pace engineer, you have to take it slow.
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Do chimney sweeps wear soots to work?
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BP sponsored a concert in the Gulf of Mexico aka, Oil a Pollutesza
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The Founding Fathers approved of suburban spawl. When I gaze upon the endless tracts of houses in cookie-cutter subdivisions, I am reminded of their words, that “all manor created equal.“