My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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My toddler loves technology. When he eats, he uses instant messing.
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An academic who studies satanism, aka a philucifer.
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I heard Vladimir Putin started a company and I thought, ‘Well, that’s biz czar.’
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What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
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Arguments about love tend to be amorphuss.
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There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
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Detectives assigned to gun crimes should ask themselves “What was the killer’s Ammo?”
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Anyone who grows a large yam-type vegetable is in for a rutabega-ning.
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Pixar‘s next movie will be about Russian aristocratic succession.
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This week’s hot lit pick: Maybe Dick by Her/Man Melville, with famous opening line “Call me shemale.”