I’m afraid I will get old and wrinkly and loose face.
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Don’t mess with a fat baby. Better instead to give him or her a wide birth.
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How did the genie mock the overworked busboy?
He said, “I’ll grant you three dishes.“
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A tyrant is like bad weather: The reign never lets up.
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How does a bunny eat? A: Very carrotfully!
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When a dog is choking, other dogs will frantically sniff its butt in an attempt to save it. This is known as the hind-lick manoeuver.
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Hannibal Lecter wore an Indian man’s skin as clothes. He especially liked his Kashmir sweater.
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I committed a crime during Oktoberfest, and my friend ratted on me to the cops. Man, what a schnitz.
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Wind farmers look forward to which month? A gust.
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When I’m high, my punctuation gets sloppy. It’s, like, a drug-induced comma.