Rob Ford’s favourite sport: the have pipe.
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I would prostitute myself for the chance to join a radical Jewish sect. That’s right, I Lev Tahor.
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Umpires eject anyone who gives heroin to an itchy bloodsucker – because it’s flea spikes and yer out!
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The starving vegan artist was willing to do anything to draw a celery.
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I started my business in a building with low doorway heights. It has a lot of ‘Oh, forehead!’
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How do you hunt down a cunning linguist?
With a semioterotomatic rifle!
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Cheesemakers tend to be brie-wheeling fellows.