When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
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Little known fact: Hannibal Lecter started out in the Pizza Corpse.
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I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
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The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
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Pimple poppers, cease and de-cyst!
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The theatre director used the solidified carbon dioxide to cathartic effect. “By the end of the performance,” he predicted, “there will be no dry ice in the house!”
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My visits tend to be brief. I know, it’s a short coming.
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Do watch repairmen work over time?
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Emergency in the kitchen? Use pasta SOS.