Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
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NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
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What Obama suffered from after the holidays: Presidential eggnog-urination.
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I enjoy losing my mind, fun dementially. [Speaking of which, government cheese subsidies are fund emmenthal policy]
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If you don’t drink coffee in Starbucks you’ll get a have tea fine.
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Eating beans gives me a pulse hating headache.
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What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
Ruby.
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How does an archer get in shape?
Arrowbics!
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I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
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The jet crashed into the ocean. It’s plane to sea.