Pun of the Day

01/08/2026 1 comment
A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
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Pun of the Day

01/07/2026 1 comment

All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.

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Pun of the Day

01/06/2026 No comments

NED: I saw a guy shove his foot up his nose.
ED: That’s disgusting. Let’s get off the toepic…

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