After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
After getting H1N1, falling ill with H5N1 seems rather Super-fluous.
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Let us help. We’re Can-aidian.
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There’s a class action case against the government, over Sudafed.
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Evidence has been found of Jughead’s hat, Pop Tate’s Choklit Shoppe, and Dilton Doiley’s glasses, according to Riverdale Archieologists.
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Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.
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As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
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By fed oral law, all food must be eaten via the mouth.
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Mucus puns? Don’t even goo there.
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I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
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Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.