Unfilled potholes always re-tar my progress.
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I would die for shopping. I’m a Walmartyr.
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Do illegitimate children have alabastard skin?
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It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
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I hallucinated that I threw Mr. Poitier off a bridge. I should never have dropped a Sid.
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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
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To get a job as a lifeguard, you need to know someone with lots of pool.
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Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
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The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
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Explicitly hardcore Hobbit fiction, aka Gnomoerotica.