Many people smoke marijuana who grow op in Canada.
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Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
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In the coming apocalypse, which corporation will rule?
Amazombie.
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Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
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I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
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NASA is full of yes men. They should call it YASA.
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Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
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Some baseball players have a bat attitude.
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The lack of any sort of animal census on the Ark led to complaints of Noah count ability.