Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
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I like joking. It makes me feel a tease.
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I dreamed I was a rodent. It was a mouse unusual dream.
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I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
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Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
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When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
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Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
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I built one boat. Then another. Then another. I’m a serial keeler.
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The police raided an unlicensed daycare. It was an illegal grow-up.