Feeling swindled after I bought some overpriced artisanal ice cream. That’s the last time I get tricked by a cone artist.
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I went out to buy cutlery, but the store was closed. It was an un fork gettable experience.
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An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
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The pun about cross-breeding a cow with a French lamb? Now we’ve reached agneau low.
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After getting drunk and bench-pressing the Queen, Prince Charles had to be heir-lifted to hospital.
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I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
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When it comes to mannequin technology, anything is posable.
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Anyone who can remove unsightly leg veins is varicose to my heart.
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If you are litigating a bivalve and you don’t have legal mussel, you’ll have to represent yourself in small clams court.
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Royal TV dramas play Kate the masses.