The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
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In today’s totalitarian society, dirty people are guilty of thought grime.
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I told my son to bake donkey pastries, because it would give him ass tart in life.
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Wanna hear a cereal pun? I’m not sure you’re Shreddie for it.
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In the ’70s, where did music go to die? A: The ABBAtoir.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“
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It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
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When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
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How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”