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Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
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Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
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In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
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1970s partygoers enjoyed a high Quaalude of life.
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You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.
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I’m wrote my ESL exam over the Jewish New Year. Shana TOEFL!