Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
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Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
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Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
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Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
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Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
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Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
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Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.