Pun of the Day

11/04/2024

I used to put wine in my corn flakes. Then they arrested me on account of I was a cereal grapist.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/20/2024

What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?

“We’re a freight of ewe!”

(5 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/18/2024

I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)