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Pun of the Day

12/23/2024 · No comments

The possible end to NAFTA gives me tariffying nightmares.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags canada, free trade, international trade, mexico, nafta, tariffs, taxes Leave a comment
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/23/2024 · No comments

The War on Morning Breath finally ended, with a declaration of a.m. nasty.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bad breath, halitosis, morning, morning breath, war Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/16/2024 · No comments

How do you locate a Greek restaurant? Use a gyro scope.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags food, instruments, sandwiches Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/08/2024

Trump threatened to divorce Melania, claiming he wants to raise the US ex change rate.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags divorce, donald trump, exchange rates, melania trump
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/05/2024

Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags cabinets, construction, counterfeiting, crime, interior design, kitchen, money
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/27/2024

I love to vomit. It feels heavin’ly.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, heaven, vomit
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/24/2024 · No comments

Anyone who leads a plow animal onto the links can, in my opinion, golf ox themselves.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags animals, farming, golf, ox, oxen Leave a comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/21/2024 · No comments

If you want to get the nurse’s attention after a urine test, you better pee cup.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bodily functions, nurses, pee, pee jokes, urine test Leave a comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/20/2024

Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags anthropology, epic fail, geology, paleontology, science
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/17/2024 · No comments

Atheists believe that religious people are those who Bible.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags atheism, bible, religion Leave a comment
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