I feel the Death Star blows up planets for Alderaan reasons.
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
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Sharks are like me and you. They gotta mako living.
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In South America, medicine is so corrupt. Even joint replacement surgeries are controlled by the Columbian cartelage.
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China’s currency will depreciate soon. Yuan bet?
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I teach a cooking class called ‘Insect Cuisine’. I have many, many stewed ants.
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Rodents are dirty animals, known for squirrelous behaviour and a raccoon roll lifestyle. Mouse people should steer clear!
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How did Shakespeare earn an income? A: Barder.