I told a few jokes in my shower. Nobody laughed. I said “Man, tough grout.”
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Pirate jokes? Now there’s Avast! conspiracy, though it’s Argh to believe.
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Don’t open any letters from the tax audit department! They could be smeared with fee-sees.
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If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.
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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
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You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
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I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
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Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
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Bill Cosby’s stockbroker should be punished too. He was a trader to the Cos.