Anyone with a wiener dog deserves common daschunds.
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I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
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It’s hard to insure a fishery. Most policies don’t cover acts of Cod.
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My friend William moved to Ireland, and now he’s a Billy in Eire.
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Just because I kissed an Irishman doesn’t make me Gaelic.
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You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
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Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
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Entomologists love tornadoes. It’s a perfect occasion to see a house fly.
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Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
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Hell is on strike. The workers are demon strating.