If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
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When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
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The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
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This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
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Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
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I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.
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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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I love Frog TV. It’s just so ribbiting.
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When the enemy attacks, build toilets! We will need more for-defecations.
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This year is the New Year. Last year was the Knew Year.