Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
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If you drink too much water you can insult people. It’s not very pee see.
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I started an organization that worships testicles: it’s ‘nad for prophet.
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When Dracula took the stand, the prosecutor probed quite personally into his undead lifestyle. The lawyer for the vampire objected, however. “Your honour,” he said, “council is bleeding the witness!”
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This must be a joke: the Canadian dollar is at parody.
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At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
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I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
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Eat a blue fish: it’s Bass Teal Day!
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The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
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Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.