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Pun of the Day

09/13/2026 · No comments

Longjohn Silver always wore thermal underpants.

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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/13/2026 · No comments

Piracy is big business. It ain’t no Somali change.

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Pun of the Day

09/13/2026 · No comments

Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.

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09/12/2026 · No comments

Some noises just happen onomatically.

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Pun of the Day

09/12/2026 · 1 comment

In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?

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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/12/2026 · No comments

Baseball players, aka lumber jocks.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/11/2026 · No comments

To all the social media innovators spreading online chicken memes, please, GIF yourself a big hen!

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/11/2026 · No comments

What’s a cannibal’s favorite snack? BFF jerky.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/11/2026 · No comments

I used to fish in the nude, until I was cod with my pants down.

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/10/2026 · No comments

Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.

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