Wearing your hat indoors is a fedoral offence.
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Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
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Did many oil tankers crash in Prince William Sound because the captain drank too much coffee?
No, just Juan Valdez.
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Most South Asian dance music originates from Bhangradesh.
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NED: I’m hooked on bird puns!
ED: Oh no
NED: I’m a heron addict – a total loon.
ED: Oh no!
NED: I’m thinking of sticking up a bank, and holding everyone ostrich!
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I saw a cactus in Jamaica, and got it confused with pokemon.
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What do you call crappy French clothing?
A zut suit!
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The embattled Russian emperor was thrown into a ditch. Upon being pulled out, he remarked, “I am not a fan of Czar chasm.”
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The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
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Hear about the independent sheep who wanted muttonomy? The ram’s drive for freedom goated her on.