Why do monks make good mobile phone salesmen?
Because they can cell a bit.
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Unlike the Titanic, the new iOS software has rendered all my devices unsyncable.
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They say first year university is difficult, but students actually sophomore in their second year.
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Someone put a stick in my eye. Now I have a stick matism. In fact they made a movie about my life and this incident: it was a myopic.
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Hear about the chemist who couldn’t decide what to eat at a dim sum restaurant? As they laid plates before him, he sat there, studying the periodic table of aliments.
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I’m addicted to seaweed. I must… seek kelp.
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When I turn 40, I hope my sister doesn’t cry. I don’t want a mid life cry sis.
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Let us not speak of my failure to open a jar. After all, I have pried.
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Ramadan puns tend to be pretty have-fast.
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I suspect it was the Illuminati who dreamt up cabal tv.