When Satan is constipated, he eats Hellman’s mustard.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
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I want to get a 9 to 5 job, so I’m giving up my fun-loving college lifestyle. I’m so tired of the frat race!
Pun of the Day
It’s hard to sleep with a bat. Because, you know, they sonar a lot.
Pun of the Day
The dyslexic experimental farmer couldn’t believe they caught the guy behind Kiwi-leeks.
Pun of the Day
Oprah is an O-cult figure.
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There was a fat man who spoke in riddles. Talking to him was like entering a flabyrinth.
Pun of the Day
Catching swine flu is a porcine of health.