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Pun of the Day

01/25/2023 · No comments

What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.

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(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/14/2023 · No comments

Motto of the Analympics: Stronger Faster Farter.

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(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/12/2023 · No comments

You can tell an absentminded painter because he has a left palette.

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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/05/2023 · No comments

After my friend and I underwent painful foreskin removal – we found ourselves in strange circum stances

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(4 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/25/2022 · No comments

People who work out too much are like monsters. Aka the Abdominal Show-man.

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(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/17/2022 · No comments

I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.

 

 

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/16/2022 · No comments

Look at Superman’s abs. The guy is krypt.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/23/2022 · No comments

This photo of a chicken nibbling my butt has an unusual ass-pecked ratio.

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(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/15/2022 · No comments

I gave up my jazz career to marry a cosmetic surgeon. Now I play the sacks o fun.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/15/2022 · 1 comment

A man who touches a woman’s leg is guilty of massage a knee.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, battle of the sexes, massage 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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