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Pun of the Day

09/22/2018

If you tell someone “Nice jugs,” it’s a pour choice of words.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/04/2015 No comments

All my life I’ve walked around wearing one sandal and one boot. To me, this is a feet that has never been matched.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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WHO WANTS TO BE A BRAZILIAN HAIR?

05/02/2015 No comments

Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a name for my Waxing and Beauty lounge that I am opening. I would like a pun off of something waxing-related: strip, wax, rip, smooth, etc. I do all body waxing and specialize in Brazilians! ~Cora, Milwaukee, WI

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Rip Van Pinkle
  2. VaJaycation
  3. Smooth Lover
  4. Baby got Wax
  5. Alablaster
  6. Hairoine [Heroine]
  7. Hair Her Roar
  8. Body House
  9. Hotbot
  10. The Beach Strip
  11. Jesus Shaves
  12. Brazilian Dollar Shavy
  13. Braz ma Tazz
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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PRESSURE LUCK

03/09/2015 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, 
I am looking for several slogans for a new mobile massage company in Ca. Will be tweeting 2-4X per week. View the website at elevateinhome.com
60-120 minute massages to your home, office, hotel door. No happy endings, purely legit. We are competing with two established companies, but adding extras like custom music playlists, in-home chef prepared meal. No sexual innuendo please. THANKS! ~David J

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. We put the rest in stressed
  2. Pressure luck
  3. We’re Hands Some
  4. Kneadful things
  5. Knot a Problem
  6. Above the Rest
  7. We knead your business
  8. We can help you with that pain ting
  9. Relax with real acts
  10. There Therapy
  11. Everybody must get hot stoned
  12. Shiatsu happens
  13. Go for a Tuina hand-wich
  14. Go for a Hot Cup of Jo [if you have a therapist named Jo]
  15. Rolfing makes me ROLFMAO
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/12/2013 No comments

I often stare at massive jugs. Sure, some criticize me – but I like to see the big pitcher.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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SLENDER BENDER

10/19/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, we are two girls and one guy in a weight loss competition. Donation made! ~Owen, Bonita Springs, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Riddish Pounds
  2. If Looks Could Kilo
  3. Loss of Physics
  4. We Love Handles Messiah
  5. Weight to Go
  6. No Mo Mayo Clinic
  7. Skinnisiology
  8. SizeMic
  9. Thinaman Hearts
  10. Slender Bender
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

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JUGGERNAUT

03/21/2011 No comments

Dear Pun Gents, I need a team name for a jug curling tournament. Our friend’s team is called Nice Jugs. Something provocative would be great. ~Ryan, Ottawa, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. You Don’t Have the Stones
  2. We’re no Rockheads
  3. Skips and Juggles
  4. Jugular
  5. Jugger Naughty
(6 votes, average: 1.83 out of 5)