Mountaineering? You might hurt your feet if you climb Krakatoa.
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anatomy
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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.
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Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
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NED: I met a woman with water-based breast implants!
ED: Really?
NED: It was nice to make her aqua-in-tits!
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Don’t sit on a scarf – you’ll get your ascot.
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There was a recently released study on rectal occlusions. What does it pooer-port to say?
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The 1st First Lady with breast implants is Melania Trump, aka the FLOATUS.
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To make a call, quadruple amputees have to rely on their dictaphone.
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Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.