Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
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Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Amputees would love to revolt, and form a nolegarchy. But they refuse to rise up! [… at least they contribute to the noleg economy]
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Don’t forget to commemorate Penis Re-Attachment Month, aka Nomember.
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Breast implants are Parton parcel of a celebrity career.
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I steal flip flops. I’m a cleft-toe maniac.
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Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
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What eye wooden do for a prosthetic eyeball.
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I was run over by a sports car. Now I have Corvetture of the spine.
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I don’t own a big house, but at least I have my legs, ie two man shins.
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They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
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A punch to the side of the head, aka a knuckle ear missile.