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Pun of the Day

03/31/2022 · No comments

Why do those with big noses like making out with their supervisors?

Because – they’re pro-boss-kiss!

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/11/2022 · 1 comment

If pork bellies trade on the NASDAQ exchange, do pork scrotums trade on the NADSAQ?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, animals, business, nasdaq, pigs, stock market 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/05/2022 · No comments

Many people from the UK have pale skin. They’re like bleached Wales.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/18/2022 · No comments

My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.

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(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/04/2022 · No comments

Testicle bombs are an ever-present threat in the Baltic states. But worrying about it too much can make you gonad.

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/01/2021 · No comments

One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.

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(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/29/2021 · No comments

If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/18/2021 · No comments

Don’t touch my elbow! Do it and I’ll have you charged with arm rubbery.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/14/2021 · No comments

Hip pop dancers have dislocated pelvises.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/18/2021 · No comments

if you nuke your hair it microwavey.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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