Pun of the Day

01/12/2026 No comments

NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!

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Pun of the Day

01/09/2026 1 comment

I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.

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Pun of the Day

01/08/2026 1 comment
A man with a frisbee for a leg got a pedicure. That is today’s toe-pick of discus-shin.
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Pun of the Day

12/31/2025 No comments

Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.

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Pun of the Day

12/25/2025

Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.

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