NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
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Pun of the Day
NED: Was it was strange working beside the woman who had poseable breasts?
ED: Yes – it was quite the jugs-to-position!
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I knew a scientist who hypothesized that women’s breasts could be used to propel a canoe. Unfortunately, her theory was not very row bust.
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Wearing your headphones backwards may cause ear reversible damage.
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A colonoscope, aka a crack-er jack.
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Ancient manuscripts confirm a disturbing conclusion: that ghosts will one day haunt your underpants. It was written about in The Dead See Scrotals.
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Never rush a decapitation. You don’t want to get a head of yourself.
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If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
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My friend Grant had his skin forcibly removed. What a flay Grant violation.
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When I do karate kicks I am a force toe be reckoned with.