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Pun of the Day

07/27/2025 · No comments

In France do the birds take it up the oiseaux?

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Pun of the Day

07/08/2025 · 1 comment

Is it true Randy Bok-man has a thing for chickens?

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bestiality, birds, chickens, randy bachman 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/29/2025 · No comments

Why does milk explore interstellar space when ingested by a seagull?

Because it’s enter-gull-lactic!

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Pun of the Day

06/18/2025 · 1 comment

When I went to the French poultry farm, it was a mess! The poulet everywhere.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, birds, chickens, franche 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/16/2025 · 1 comment

The first chickens to use Twitter lived in ancient @hens.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags ancient greece, athens, birds, chickens, random, social media, twitter 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/07/2025 · 1 comment

For a man to be teased by a flightless bird is rather emusculating.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags birds, bullying, emus 1 Comment
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/01/2025 · No comments

Where do hens go to lay eggs?

The Chick Republic!

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Pun of the Day

02/28/2025 · 1 comment

Too many talking parrots: pollyyammery.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags birds, parrots, polyamory, speech 1 Comment
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/27/2025 · No comments

If a chicken’s too fat, it tastes meaty yolker.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/18/2025 · No comments

Pigeon puns are pretty coo.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags birds, pigeons, puns about puns Leave a comment
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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