What is bird poop? Goo gull it!
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birds
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When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”
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Why is it thermodynamically impossible to clean a chicken coop?
Because hentropy increases.
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If you think your parrot is a liar, make him take a polly graph test.
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To use algebra to determine the worth of a chicken, simply calculate its egginvalues.
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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Trump is building a wall to keep out migrating birds, especially the unduckumented.
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If you want to see my duck, you better make it quack.
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The weird new fad in restaurants is serving roadkilled bird. I went to such a place last night. Man it was crow dead.
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Currently, I raise chickens on golf courses. But maybe I can par lay that into something bigger?