I slept with a farm animal. In the morning I felt pretty oxward.
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chex
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The film about the time composer Johann Sebastian so desperately needed money, he prostituted himself?
Broke Bach Mountin’.
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I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
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I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”
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Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.
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Japanese poetry is dirty. Especially when my girlfriend haikus up her skirt.
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Siemens has spread around a lot of seed money to open up orffices in Regina.
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My girlfriend was crying. I tried to dry her tears by blowing on them. It gave me a case of blew bawls.
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Some kinkos like to make love to pachyderms. They call it their elephantasy. I vory about them. They love the tusky odours. Although, it helps to get a bit trunk first.
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Prostitutes are buy sexual.