I asked my dyslexic friend to define dyslexia. He said “Dylsexia: when you have sex with a dill pickle.”
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NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.
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Cryptographers like to sleep around, always cracking coeds.
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The two lawyers had a torted affair.
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A male strip club is a real dong show.
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What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
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The poorly endowed man committed suicide because he didn’t be long.
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My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
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True or phallus: dildos aren’t real.