Even though there’s pussy galore, many men prefer to roger moore and pierce brosnan. It part of the bondage thing.
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What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
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The lady bug mated with her ant. It was an insectuous relationship.
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The kinky contortionist prefers self in-fellating mattresses.
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There’s a famous public space in China dedicated to womanizers. It’s called T & A Men Square.
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How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
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Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
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Do laser eye surgeons sleep around?
Yes – they are guilty of promise acuity.
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Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
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Do mathematicians enjoy group sets?