Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
Now for a very special series: Our STI movie night! Caught on the big screen*, in HPV-D!
Featuring:
Followed by a live performance of wandering menstruals!
*or catch it virally on YouTube
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Did you know David Copperfied refuses to take Viagra? Because he’s the master of missed erection.
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Rubbing up against strangers is frotte with peril.
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McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
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Some of those pedophile priests must have misunderstood the pope’s orders: anul sects.
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Despite his towering intellect, Plato was a promiscuous womanizer, who inspired generations of feel lotsa furs.
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Why does Marmaduke always hump the dog house?
You would too if you had a mastiff erection!
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Strippers are often infertile. The men are nudered and the women insist on being well-spayed.
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The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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Before live-action pornography was legalized, XXX videos were shot exclusively in Playmation.