The pornstar lost her job and filed for onanployment.
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Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
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Which of the following games will result in pregnancy?
a-Hopscotch
b-Tiddlywinks
c-Red Rover
d-Duck Duck Goose
e-Jack in the Box
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Noah was extremely promiscuous during his travels on the boat. He was known as the first ark dick explorer.
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What’s a flasher’s favourite meal?
Stroganoff!
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The municipal government decided to withdraw funds from their lawnbowling leagues, and hold a massive city-wide orgy instead. Needless to say, the associations of elderly lawnbowlers protested this senseless act of de-bocce-ry.
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In ancient Rome, prostitution wasn’t unusual. It was a whore-denarii sight.
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In the old days, dealing Viagra could get you hung. Phallus profits were taboo.
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NED: Did you just touch my ass?
ED: Sure did.
NED: You’re a pervert.
ED: Just call me butter cup!
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Onan is an island.