The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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death
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Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
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How much mass does it take to smother an elderly woman?
Just one kilogram. But the guilt weighs heavily.
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Getting your head chopped off by a glass shard is a real pane in the neck.
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To make crucifixion victims suffer, they nailed them die agonyly.
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Foreigners weren’t allowed in the cemetery because they could only inter nationals.
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A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
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Starving sheep in India are candidates for ewe thin asia.
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As she’s watching the paparazzi ruckus from heaven, I’m sure she wished to have been Princess Die-anonymously.
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Why should you face death by firing squad instead of running a marathon?
Because it’s better to be strafed than sore-kneed.