Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.
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The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
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Condom use can lead to asphyxia: it makes it hard to breed.
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The world’s first murderer was an Abel-bodied male.
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The French-Canadian lumberjack cut his friend in half. He was accused of sawed-ami.
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My friend died from a bee sting. Histaminer suddenly changed. Too bad, swell guy, but it wasn’t anaph to save him. At least the puffins didn’t get him.
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When someone stole my toilet paper, I felt like I had been visited by the Grim Wiper.
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Auctioning a corpse: now that’s morbid!
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If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.