Anyone using a guillotine must have sever all enemies.
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death
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Does an executioner who gets nervous about sending an aristocrat to the gallows suffer from performance hang-society?
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When I worked at the morgue, my zombie friend came in and asked if he eat the brains of the newest corpse. I didn’t care, so I said he cadaver.
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How does one put a cow to sleep?
Run it down with a bull dozer.
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Genocidal clan killings in Africa? Don’t get me started on a die a tribe!
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How can you tell if a dyslexic corpse is quizzing you?
‘Tis More Rigor ous.
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Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
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Graverobbers get up to a lot of skulldiggery.
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Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
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Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.