Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.
Pun of the Day
death
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Trying to kill a vampire? Don’t make a miss stake!
Pun of the Day
The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
Pun of the Day
Are corpses upset about being dead?
Yes, they are lived.
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Hear the pun about the cow who jumped off a tall building? It’s ledge end dairy.
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When you give people lethal prescription painkillers you in fentanyl ize them.
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Why are funerals usually held in the a.m.?
Because – they’re in mourning.
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In Saudi Arabia, it is punishable by death to eat the mail. You’ll be declared a post ate.
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In tropical tourism destinations, fatal snake bites are not considered a good marketing tool. Though there are many possibilities for cobra-ending.
Pun of the Day
Who was Genghis Khan’s favourite Disco artist? The Killage People.