Choking on fruit? Call the pear-emetics.
Pun of the Day
food
Pun of the Day
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
Pun of the Day
Horror movie about bad airline food: Snacks on a Plane.
Pun of the Day
A melting ice cream cone is one that has been left dairy licked.
Pun of the Day
I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
Pun of the Day
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Pun of the Day
There’s only one type of lettuce, in Romainia.
Pun of the Day
I can’t go to Chinese restaurants alone. I have supper Asian anxiety.
Pun of the Day
What do you call poutine without gravy, or cheese curds? Routine.
Pun of the Day
Why did the priest eat nothing but kitchen scraps and refuse? Because he said, “It’s God’s swill.”