Don’t eat venison. Too many caribouhydrates.
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health
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Who sets our nutrition policies? Is it the feds?
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Eating greasy high cholesterol food gives me stage fright. I get butter fries in my stomach.
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As a diet guru, I advocated that everyone have twice-daily bowel movements. Now I’m two-poopular for my own good.
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Eating Italian food is sure to boost your meataballism.
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HUBBA CHUBBA
Dear Pun Gents,
I am looking for a website domain name/blog name (eventually possible book name) that incorporates information about diet, food, fitness, weight loss, exercise, etc. I’ve thought of “Worth the Weight” (domain is taken) and “Fit for Fat” and would like to have some other positive ideas. “Gone to Waist,” “Formerly Fat,” “The Big Issue,” and “Battle of the Bulge” are a bit more negative, I want to focus on the positive successes & achievements. Some blogs I know of have “Beauty and the Bypass,” and “Enough Fluff.” Other terms include gastric bypass, weight loss surgery (WLS), health, nutrition, habits, calorie(s), yoga, feelings, boot camp, running, etc. Would love to have your input!
~Bec, SoCal
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Pound Zero
- If Looks Could Kilo
- Weight to Go
- Chubhub
- Hubba Chubba
- Highway to Health
- Sweat It Is
- The Sweatiest Thing
- Slim Chance
- Shed Happens
- Mass Shed Two Cents [Massachusetts?}
- The Mass Occurs
- Calorifornication
- Gastrict Dieting
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TRAIL OF TWO KITTIES
Dear Pun Gents, our department is forming a Heart Association Walk Team. In our office, we use the phrase ‘shittin kittens’ all the time and cats have become a common joke. We can’t be the shittin kittens because well that would be inappropriate. We need a team name that works around that phrase or has something to do with cats & hearts. ~Stefanie, Fort Wayne, IN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Kittiac arrest
- The Purrambulators
- Aorta be a Cat
- Tabbycatia [tachycardia]
- Heart a Cat [Heart attack]
- Kitty Literate
- Puss Abilities
- Furrage
- Run of the Litter
- Trail of Two Kitties
- Tiggers for Tickers
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IT’S HEART WORK
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing research on the beneficial effects of exercise on the heart and need a title for a paper/presentation. Only work appropriate puns, please. (Donation sent!) ~Kaavya, Cleveland, OH
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Ticker tape parade
- Get your heart on
- Exercise makes you heartier
- Exercise: a hearty meal
- It’s heart work
- You aorta know
- Cardi animals
- Ventricle treat? [trick or treat]