Wide men can’t jump.
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Wide men can’t jump.
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Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
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Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
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They’re making a sequel to Braveheart, where William Wallace invents the famous Scottish kilt. The film’s working title is Gonad with the Wind.
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Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
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Shooting film inside a prison has negative con sequences.
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Which great Western movie was about a pun contest?
High Noun.
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Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.
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What’s J-Lo got behind her skirt? It reminds me of that movie, The Great Ass Cape.